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PostSubject: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:06 am

A couple of car makes sayings and quotes i found online

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window

BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Ex

FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony!

FORD First On Recall Day Factory Ordered Road Disaster Forget On Race Day Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun) Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Fixed On Race Day Fought Off Recall Demands Found On Road Dying First On Rust Development Fork Over Repair Dough Founded On Reservation Dump Ford Owner Really Dumb Fumes and Oders Readily Detectable Fast Only Rolling Downhill Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Found On Rubbish Dump Frequent Overhall, Rapid Deterioration Fix Or Repair Dilemma Fabricated Of Recycled Dung Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Fireball On Rear Denting Failure Of Reasearch and Development Forced On Reluctant Drivers Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fails On Rainy Days First On Road to Dump For Old Retired Dudes Found On Roadside Dump For Only Retarded Drivers Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy Found On Russian Dump For Off Road Death it Freaking Only Runs Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun) Frigin Oakies Really Dig it Funky Old Road Dog Found on Road Ditches Fails On Rainy Day Found Only 'Round' Dumps Found On Repairshop Driveway Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Found On Railroad Dead Found On Railroad Deserted Forget OutRunning Dale Fools Only Read Directions

GM General Maintenance

GMC Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (Ken Shields view)

HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sorry Arsed Auto Builders

TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

VW Virtually Worthless
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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:09 am

Mitsubishi- May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

Honda- How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ...... Horsepower Option Never Did Appear
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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:12 pm

GTO: Gas Tires Oil.
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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:23 am

If Nissan Motorsports is 'NISMO' does that make Honda Motorsports 'HOMO'??? haha
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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:25 am

felipe8378 wrote:
If Nissan Motorsports is 'NISMO' does that make Honda Motorsports 'HOMO'??? haha
Hahaha someone didnt like the 2pages of ford quotes

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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:31 am

Uly wrote:
felipe8378 wrote:
If Nissan Motorsports is 'NISMO' does that make Honda Motorsports 'HOMO'??? haha
Hahaha someone didnt like the 2pages of ford quotes


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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:32 am

HOMO instant classic
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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:21 pm

HOMO! ROTLOL
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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:58 pm

KIA - Killed In Action

PONTIAC - Poor Old Negro Thinks Its A Caddilac

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PostSubject: Re: sayings quotes of car MAKES   Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:14 am

GEO Get Everything Overpriced Got Everything Overhauled

GM Government Motors General Maintenance General Mistakes Generally Malfunctions General Misery Great Mess General Malpractice Genital Motors Give More GiMme Getting Malignant Got Me Grab Me

GMC God's Mechanical Curse Getting Mostly Crap GM Made Crap Generally Makes Clouds Garage Man's Companion Generic Motors Corporation Got A Mechanic Coming? Greatest Mistake Created Great Mountain of Crap Greasy Messy Contraption Gay Man's Chevy Generically Made Chevrolet Gimme My Checkbook! Get More Cash!

HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything (From James Bragg) Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else Honda Options: No Deal Available! Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons! Honda Options Never Deal Affordably Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!

HUMMER Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz) Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI Here's Y U Never Drive An Import Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside

Jeep Just Empty Every Pocket Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor) Just Eats Every Penny Just Everybody Else's Parts Junk Everyone Eventually Piles Just Expect Extra Payments

Jaguar Just A Guess U Are Rich (Sent in by Roger Markowitz) Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting Jump Around Get Up And Run

Kia Keep It Away! Kick It's Ass Korean Imitation Accord Korea's Imported Accident Killer's Imported Asset Kiss It Away Killed In Action Keep Inside Asia Korea Invades America Korean Industrial Accident Killer Implosion Awaits Killed In Accident

LAMBORGHINI Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation

Lincoln Litigant In Numerous Claims Of Legal Negligence (Sent in by Alan Boyd)

LOTUS Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

Maserati Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt Most Are Zealously Duped Always

MERCEDES My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon

MITSUBISHI Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents (Courtesy James Bragg, FightingChance.com) May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor) Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation

MOPAR Match Old Parts As Required Most Often Parked At Roadside Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Runnin' Move Over People Are Racing Mostly Old Parts And Rust Motor On Pavement After Race Moments Of Power Are Rare

NISSAN Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz Need I Say Something About Nothing Never In Season Simply A No-show

OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment Oldmobile

PLYMOUTH PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Order Under The Hood (Sent in by Alan Boyd)

PONTIAC Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned

PORSCHE Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything

ROLLS Regal Opulent Lovely Luxury Sedan (Sent in by Alan Boyd)

SAAB Some Ass Actually Boughtit! Styling Absent After Buyout Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards Sad Attempt At Beauty Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sorry Assed American Buyers Start Adding Additional Brakefluid Stop Asking About Brakes! Sorry As A Bum

SALEEN Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN

Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SUBARU Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus) Subaru: Souped Up Bad Ass Racing Unit Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit

TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away This One You Oughta Tow Away To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories

VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options

VW VW Very Worrisome (Sent in by Alan Boyd) Virtually Worthless Very Wonderful Very Weird Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise Volks Who?
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