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PostSubject: CHISTEES :D   Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:19 pm

coopereen con los chistes puees Wink

ahi les va uno,,


as a plane is losing power, the pilot announces over the intercome

sorry it has had come to this but weve already let the luggage goo and the plane is still losing speed, i hate to say thiss
but were gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical orderr...

beginning with the letter A of course,, so are there any AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS? ... no one answers
ok thenn B,, BLACK PEOPLE? ARE THERE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?? again silence...
C for COLORED PEOPLE?? NO COLORED PEOPLE?? .. silence.

so this black child turn to his mother and asks Mom arent we african american, black, and colored?? :S
the mother turns to him and says Honeyy today were NIGGAS :afro: let them mexicans go first..


so the little black kid turns to the little mexican boy that was sitting next to him and makes fun of him
but the mexican kid laughs back and says
IM A WETBACKK!! so get ready to jump my niggaa!!!!! :cheers:


hahaha ayy estubo bien mamon el chiste peroo me dio mucha risaa Smile
esperoo les gustee,
ahiii siganle todos con sus chistes Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:39 pm

lol heard it before but nice jajaj los mexicans siempre se salen con la suya
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:19 pm

wowwwwww lol but i heard it the other way when the black people say that their zulu's today
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:00 pm

shit havent heard that one
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:43 pm

i couldnt find the video of the joke i was talking about but i found another funny one from the same series though...

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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:43 am

LMAO, I had already heard it but still makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:54 pm

hmmm.

3 ducks get arrested at the park .

first duck walks up to judge. judge asks his name.
duck sais my name is quack!! and i was arrested for blowing bubbles at the park.
judge says.. That isnt even a crime, ur free to go.

2nd duck walks up to judge. judge says state ur name and crime.
duck says.. my name is quack quack and i was blowing bubbles atthe park..
judge says u too haha ur free to go...

third duck walks in and judge says LET ME GUESS YOUR QUACK QUACK QUACK????
AND THE DUCK SAYS NO im bubbles...



HAHAHA THANXFOR READING...
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:58 pm

gabbyy wrote:
coopereen con los chistes puees ;)

ahi les va uno,,


as a plane is losing power, the pilot announces over the intercome

sorry it has had come to this but weve already let the luggage goo and the plane is still losing speed, i hate to say thiss
but were gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical orderr...

beginning with the letter A of course,, so are there any AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS? ... no one answers
ok thenn B,, BLACK PEOPLE? ARE THERE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?? again silence...
C for COLORED PEOPLE?? NO COLORED PEOPLE?? .. silence.

so this black child turn to his mother and asks Mom arent we african american, black, and colored?? :S
the mother turns to him and says Honeyy today were NIGGAS :afro: let them mexicans go first..


so the little black kid turns to the little mexican boy that was sitting next to him and makes fun of him
but the mexican kid laughs back and says
IM A WETBACKK!! so get ready to jump my niggaa!!!!! :cheers:


hahaha ayy estubo bien mamon el chiste peroo me dio mucha risaa :)
esperoo les gustee,
ahiii siganle todos con sus chistes :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:59 pm

seven6ohh_killa wrote:
hmmm.

3 ducks get arrested at the park .

first duck walks up to judge. judge asks his name.
duck sais my name is quack!! and i was arrested for blowing bubbles at the park.
judge says.. That isnt even a crime, ur free to go.

2nd duck walks up to judge. judge says state ur name and crime.
duck says.. my name is quack quack and i was blowing bubbles atthe park..
judge says u too haha ur free to go...

third duck walks in and judge says LET ME GUESS YOUR QUACK QUACK QUACK????
AND THE DUCK SAYS NO im bubbles...



HAHAHA THANXFOR READING...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DANNNNNNNG!
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:20 am

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:44 am

ROTLOL jajajajajajajaja wow gaby tava travajando y durmiendome y esto si que me levanto
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:13 am

ARMAZECRETA wrote:
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.




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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:25 am

LOL XD!

- There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
- Nethier, the cop is.
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:08 pm

No es Lo Mismo Tu Hermana En El Jardin De Eden
Que A Tu Hermana LE DEN En El Jardin
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:18 pm

NO ES O MISMO UN METRO DE ENCAGE NEGRO A
QUE UN NEGRO TE ENCAGE UN METRO


COMO NO ES LO MISMO ANITA SIENTATE EN LA MACA ANITA QUE
ANITA SIENTATE EN LA MACANITA

O HUEVOS DE ARANA A
ARANAME LOS HUEVOS

JAJA
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:10 pm

seven6ohh_killa wrote:
hmmm.

3 ducks get arrested at the park .

first duck walks up to judge. judge asks his name.
duck sais my name is quack!! and i was arrested for blowing bubbles at the park.
judge says.. That isnt even a crime, ur free to go.

2nd duck walks up to judge. judge says state ur name and crime.
duck says.. my name is quack quack and i was blowing bubbles atthe park..
judge says u too haha ur free to go...

third duck walks in and judge says LET ME GUESS YOUR QUACK QUACK QUACK????
AND THE DUCK SAYS NO im bubbles...


HAHAHA THANXFOR READING...

^^^LMAO^^^
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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:27 am

Estaba una seresa roja caminado por la calle.
Roja roja laserasa caminaba por la calle.
En eso pasa frente un espejo y dice "seresa llo?








SERE ESA YO? jajajajajajaja jajja

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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:32 am

Estaba un Negro caminado por las calles de Nueva YOrk,, aca bien gangster caminava el negro con un perico verde Verde en el hombro.. En eso se topa con una senora wera y le pregunta....."Aaaaaahhh Pewro que boneito animawl !! y ke bonito cowloorr!! En donde verlo comprado???:: !! LO COMPRE EN AFRICA!!











Para el wey ke no le entendio contesto el perico!! jajajajaja


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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:05 pm

LLega una parejita con el padre d la novia y le dice el novio;

NOVIO: seƱor le vengo a pedir las nalgas de su hija

SUEGRO: queeeeeeeeeeeee?

SUEGRO: se pide la mano

NOVIO: noooo de la mano ya estoy hasta la madre

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PostSubject: Re: CHISTEES :D   Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:49 pm

JAJAJ. BUEAN SPOON.!!! JAJAJ

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